Holy masturbation, Batman! This porn parody looks almost as cheesy as the real thing!

Christopher Nolan has just announced his third Batman movie won’t be released until July 2012. I know, that’s a long time to wait for a Batman fix, right? Never fear, Bat-dork, because a PG-rated trailer for porn parody Batman XXX has just hit the internet and it looks pretty faithful to the original series.

In fact it’s quite eerie how much care and attention seems to have gone into this pending lawsuit of a movie; apparently they even hired people who worked on the original series to design the costumes. I’m not sure a liberal sprinkling of hardcore pornography will help with the authentic feel, though. Perhaps the inevitable comical sound effects will help to bridge those portions with the rest of the story. We’ll just have to wait and see.

If you take a moment to check out the trailer (and I seriously recommend you do), watch out for porn actors Dale DeBone and James Deen, who seem to have managed to channel Adam West and Burt Ward for their portrayals of Batman and Robin respectively. Among many great moments, there’s a particularly brilliant bit where Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson are playing a ridiculous multi-layered game of chess.

The only thing I don’t fully understand is why the Joker has a phaser from Star Trek.

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